Jailhouse Rock '98 (The Emperor Mix) Lyrics

(Who the hell added the wrong lyrics? Did they even LISTEN to the fucking song? Here's the right ones - Vic)

Warden threw a party in the county jail
Prison band was there and they began to wail
The band was jumpin' and the joint began to swing
Should've heard those knocked out jailbirds sing that rock

Everybody let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to a jailhouse rock

Jon Nodtveidt and a guy named Vlad
Shot an algerian in the head
The Judge thought his alibi was weak
So now Dissection is up shit creek but they rock

Yeah buddy, they rock
Jonny's on the old cell block
a'Dancin to the Jailhouse Rock

Next cell over is a guy named Tchort
Played bass for Emperor in '94
He made some churches go up in smoke
But it could be worse, he could be on death row, but he rocks

Yeah buddy, he rocks
Tchort is on the old cell block
a'Dancin to the Jailhouse Rock

(solo)

Speaking of Emperor, remember Faust?
He banged them skins, man, he rocked 'em out
Some stupid fag tried to drink his cum
He killed that fag so they took his drums but he rocks

Yeah buddy, he rocks
Faust is on the old cell block
a'Dancin to the Jailhouse Rock

Little vargie-wargie knocked off the Big E
So now it's Mayhem - R. I. P.
Got sent up the river for twenty-one
Now he takes it in the ass and he swallows cum

He sucks cock
Yeah, man, he sucks cock
Vargie's on the old cell block
Suckin' on the Jailhouse Cock
Lickin on the Jailhouse Cock
Drinkin' from the Jailhouse Cock
...
(fade out)