Kathoey Story Lyrics

Self identified as a type of male
I fucking love intersex
Cross dressing on large scale
Just for 5 dollars checks

Dancing in cabarets
Sucking dicks backstage, "taking deep" ALWAYS
I get the tourist praise
Fucking them sideways, even on sundays

Going to Thailand
And not shagging a ladyboy
Is like going to turkey
And not eating a fucking kebab

Ladyboy
Tranny
Genderqueer
What you want Baby

Private Restroom
To fuck each other quite easily

Surgery is costly
So i have to give blowjobs hastily

Karma is a bitch
In this life I'm the queen of the alley

It's a kathoey story
We won't leave a snail trail
It's a kathoey story
You'll be knocked of when i squail
THIS IS THE WAY THAT I ROLL