chainsaw bazooka machine gun Lyrics

[Terminator:] That was my chainsaw bazooka machine gun! I killed the fucking father Daddy Ding Dong
[JB:] Yeah! Thank you!
[Terminator:] I know the coordinates. I will help you. I'm gonna be your best friend. I'm gonna be in the band…
[KG:] Yeah, I don't know if we can do that, but that's great…
[Terminator:] … I'm gonna be new lead singer of the band. I'm gonna write lyrics for you. It's gonna be Tenacious D with me. It's gonna be the best. We're gonna be the best. We're gonna be like brothers. We're gonna be The Three Musketeers
[KG:] … what? No, we can't accept you… No, we can do that… No we don't have any— No dude…
[JB:] Yeah… Nah. I mean a lot of that sounded good but uh… I don't know, it's just— I'm sorry to say it Terminator. You're just coming on a little strong. Me and KG are a duo. We're not really used to this. Uh, thank you for everything you've done
[KG:] We appreciate your help
[JB:] Thank you for the coordinates. This is where we part ways, but thank you for fucking everything you did. For saving our lives and all the rest. Thank you bro
[KG:] So much, so much
[Terminator:] Wait, wait. Before you go, I got this song I want to sing…