(Don't Be) That Guy Lyrics

We all know that guy
Who is in every band
Who wishes he were somewhere else when the task is at a hand

We all know that guy
Who is never around
To help you carry your gear in
To help you not have a breakdown

Don't Be That Guy

Then they just do the totally unthinkable
Acting like their so great, like their just so invincible

Loses their place in a blinding might of fury
They doesn't seem to have a care or even the slightest worry

Bottling our anger we look their direction
They just look off the stage, you can see their disconnection

Don't Be That Guy

Sleeping in the van with their mouth wide open
Snoring so loud no one can ignore it

They offer to help pay for gas on the way to the show
Only to "forget" their wallet back at home

Don't be the guy who thinks he is the best
Don't be the guy who falls like all the rest

We all know that guy and think he is the worst
We all know that guy who goes in head first

You're a valued member of this musical adventure
And we don't want you to feel all this pressure

We're all in this whirlwind metal music jamboree
Move from side to side together in synced harmony

Don't Be That Guy

Open your eyes and you can plainly see
You are that guy, you're the absentee

You flood the room with your signature stink
From never bathing on the road
You smell like a clogged kitchen sink

We know that times are tough and things can be hard
But, we feel you've got potential even though values aren't your calling card

We would have kicked you out
If we really wanted to
But you make us all laugh
And it wouldn't be the same without you