The South Bend Shovel Slayer Lyrics

Many years ago....Back in 58
Old man Marley had enough
Chopped up his family and half the block
With his trusty snow shovel

He committed the perfect crime
Turned them into mummies

Chopped up with his shovel
Sprinkled on the sidewalk

Now he's got that urge again
Wants to kill that Kevin kid

Home alone
No one to protect him
Home alone
No one to protect him

Christmas sets off his murderous rage
Flashing lights, shining tinsel
Every sight and sound
Makes him want to kill

Wants to commit the perfect crime
Turn Kevin into a mummy

Chopped up with his shovel
Sprinkled on the sidewalk

Back in 58
Old man Marley found his taste for blood
Now he wants a new victim
Wants to kill that McAllister kid

Old man Marley
With his shovel
Wants to kill
All your kids
Old man Marley
With his shovel

Now he's got that urge again
Wants to kill that Kevin kid