Calyptron (the tale of the 2 dykes) Lyrics

Step inside, 2 dykes behind the counter
Giving me a crooked eye,
One redhead, one blonde, both fugly
Its hard for me to order without vomiting
Keeping a straight face around these bitches is impossible
I do my best, I fail, I fall, the dyke tells me if I hurl again she뭠l throw me trough the wall
She's so angry, her friend isn't helping, adding fuel to the fire
Screaming her piss ugly face off, running her mouth looking like a fucking parrot
Id be pissed off too if I menstruated everyday

I bet these bitches have never seen a cock in their lives
I'd show them mine, but I know they have knifes
Homicidal behind the bar counter, waiting for their prey
These faggots don뭪 know nothing about a good time
All they do is ruin mine, destroying the atmosphere that once was
Shouting at me is not going to fix your god awful personality
Telling me to fuck off is not gonna fix your disease
Infecting the customers with hate, insecurity, self-loathing
Got to stay away, never get inside again
These dykes are used to bleeding, there is nothing I could do to hurt them
Not human, no empathy, no mercy