Re-routed Nasal Rectum... Lyrics

Blow your nose, wipe your ass
Same old body, same old shit
Surgically altered, while unconscious
When you blow your nose, out comes excrement
The vile stench stained in your nasal cavity
Fills you with the imminent urge to regurgitate
Re-routed nasal rectum,
Re-routed nasal rectum,
Re-routed nasal rectum,
Bronchial sphincter disgust
You feel a sneeze is coming on
So to the bathroom you must run
But before you can get through the door
You spray onlookers with diarrhea
Picking shit from your nosehairs
Using Charmin instead of Klean-ex
Some gets smeared on your mustache
And it's encrusted all over your top lip...