Such a Savior, Such a Saint Lyrics

Dry your eyes
Hold you with two fingers in your tiny microphone
Mascara runs, blot the saline mixture with a ball of tissue paper
Manicure so perfect
Ten identical wings for you to choose from
Such a savior, such a saint
Jesus said to me, "What if that were you?"
Flies eating on you. So many fools
This is your one stop savior shop
Send you checks
We need a new church
Donate, God wants you to
He told me. Go to work, donate your money, too
Send it. we need a new church
I need a few things
Look at my new car
Send me your money
Look at my new rings
Donate. All of you, give it all to me
I want your money. Donate.
Donate your money, give it to me
Now get on your knees and worship me
What a profession
Such a savior, such a saint