Grandma Cremation Lyrics

I hate your fucking grandma,
she's a fat old cunt
I'd love to see her dead
and soon I'll pull a stunt
I always see her peeping
through her window drapes
Telling you not to swear
and that jesus saves
Yeah, I know she's old
and fucking sick
But there's no point in peeping,
and being such a dick
As I walk by her house,
I see a glimpse of that flowery dress
She's peeping there again,
that lard ass fucking mess
I sneak into her house
and beat her senseless
She's your loved grannie,
I could not care less
I tie her to a chair and
pull her gray hair
Choke her with my bare hands,
now this shit is fair
I take your grandma by surprise,
batter her with a carpet beater
Kick her into the mouth,
she looks like a muthafucking beaver
I soak her with can of gas,
It's time to scratch the match
I watch your grandma turn to ash,
jesus take a fucking catch