Forced Change Lyrics

Today is the day that I'm finally gonna go insane
Abandon my car in traffic on the freeway
Taking a stroll thru the scenic streets of L.A.
But I need to make a call so gotta stop for some change

But the shopkeep wouldn't give me a break
I have to buy something but his prices are insane
Try to buy a soda for this hot day
But that wont leave me with enough change
So I bust up his store and adjust the price
Just standing up for my consumer's rights
Calls me a thief but he is the real thief
Charging 85 cents for a soda in '93

One dollar twelve for a six package of donuts (forced change)
And some aspirin costs three forty that is too much (forced change)
Four twenty-nine for a four pack of batteries (forced change)
In fact this whole shelf looks suspect it's all too pricey (forced change)

Blunt force adjustments to every price
Just standing up for my consumer's rights
Bust up the store and force some change
I got phone calls that I need to make
But to prove that I am not a thief
I will still pay 50 cents for my drink
Walk out with my new bat for defense
It's been a pleasure frequenting your establishment

One dollar twelve for a six package of donuts (forced change)
And some aspirin costs three forty that is too much (forced change)
Four twenty-nine for a four pack of batteries (forced change)
In fact this whole shelf looks suspect it's all too pricey (forced change)

Today was the day that I finally snapped and went insane
Abandoned my car in traffic on the freeway
Took a scenic stroll thru the mean streets of L.A.
Off next to go piss off a local gang