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The reigning defending undisputed brutal heavyweight conquering beast
Destroyed the squared circle and the octagon and even ended Undertaker's streak
A career highlighted by domination but on top of that he's a sick horror freak
Minneapolis 2002 he showed up with Jerry Lynn to a show Don Decker booked for death metal gods Mortician
Immortalized as wrestling's greatest conqueror
Immortalized in a picture with Will Rahmer
Throwing you on your head repeatedly
A one way ticket through the air to suplex city
German suplexed to death, Lesnar breaks you in half
German suplexed to death, murdered by Brock's wrath
Wimps and losers always complain that he never shows up to contend
But if he was always fighting there'd be none of you left
The reigning defending undisputed brutal heavyweight conquering beast
Destroyed the squared circle and the octagon and even ended Undertaker's streak
But Brock Lesnar and Mortician both share one important similarity
They've both provided all you ingrates with decades of vicious brutality
Both have earned the right to only perform a few times a year
I will never take for granted the joy of watching Brock kill
Immortalized as wrestling's greatest conqueror
Immortalized in a picture with Will Rahmer
Immortalized as the ultimate fighter
Immortalized when he made Hulk Hogan a jobber
German suplexed to death, Lesnar breaks you in half
German suplexed to death, murdered by Brock's wrath
German suplexed to death