Cannibal Crockpot Lyrics

If you want flavor
Stick to slow cooking
Think it doesn't matter?
Try it with some humans

In a pot lined with clay
Let you simmer cook all day

Keep it full of flavor
Farm raised organic
Don't eat all those carcinogens and shit

In a pot lined with clay
Let you simmer cook all day

For maximum flavor
Be sure to use a brine
Keeps it from being stringy
Use it every time

Don't over season
We're full of salt and water
Been seasoning for years
Waiting for the slaughter

You can really taste the difference

Organs add some flavor
But don't stop with that
Go for the large ones
Juicy plump and fat

Strain all the stocks
But save all the bones
Keep them in your basement
Or in a vault away from home

You can really taste the difference