Hail to Liechtenstein Lyrics
Band | |
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Album | Stairway to Valhalla(2018) |
Type | Album (Studio full-length) |
Genres | Heavy Metal, Power Metal, Musical Parody, Comedy Rock |
Labels | Audioglobe |
Album rating : 80 / 100
Votes : 1
Votes : 1
18. Hail to Liechtenstein (5:05)
Raise sails, head to the open sea
Under captain Schettino's command
Heeding the proud and stuttering call
Of Pippi Longstocking and Saddam Hussein
From Cape Town, through lake Baikal
Across Castel di Sangro
To the enchanted valleys of European Alps
Where reptilians play Subbuteo with Bush
Cows, fire, demons – you cannot stop our march
Piggybacking Eddie Murphy into Liechtenstein
Hail to Liechtenstein Hail to Liechtenstein
Hail to Liechtenstein
We bought a swiss motorway vignette
To drive through the A13
Avoiding the checks of the border patrol
To be free from customs control
Dribbling the sight of old passersby
Riding to downtown Schaan,
While the busty Liechtensteinerinnen
Still inspire us with onanist dreams
Our journey's over, and the hardships now are gone
Flying free on Hawking wheelchairs to Liechtenstein
Hail to Liechtenstein Hail to Liechtenstein
Hail to Liechtenstein
The highest GDP per person in the world
Adjusting by purchase power parity
An unemployment rate so ridiculously low
It's just 1.5%
Levying a flat income tax
And a loose corporate fiscal regime
Under the sign of the Financial Intelligence Unit
Fighting laundering and capital flight
Fürstentum Liechtenstein
Fürstentum Liechtenstein
A business-friendly country you are
Prince Hans Adam For the permit we'll apply
To gain timeless residence in Liechtenstein
Hail to Liechtenstein Hail to Liechtenstein
Hail to Liechtenstein
Under captain Schettino's command
Heeding the proud and stuttering call
Of Pippi Longstocking and Saddam Hussein
From Cape Town, through lake Baikal
Across Castel di Sangro
To the enchanted valleys of European Alps
Where reptilians play Subbuteo with Bush
Cows, fire, demons – you cannot stop our march
Piggybacking Eddie Murphy into Liechtenstein
Hail to Liechtenstein Hail to Liechtenstein
Hail to Liechtenstein
We bought a swiss motorway vignette
To drive through the A13
Avoiding the checks of the border patrol
To be free from customs control
Dribbling the sight of old passersby
Riding to downtown Schaan,
While the busty Liechtensteinerinnen
Still inspire us with onanist dreams
Our journey's over, and the hardships now are gone
Flying free on Hawking wheelchairs to Liechtenstein
Hail to Liechtenstein Hail to Liechtenstein
Hail to Liechtenstein
The highest GDP per person in the world
Adjusting by purchase power parity
An unemployment rate so ridiculously low
It's just 1.5%
Levying a flat income tax
And a loose corporate fiscal regime
Under the sign of the Financial Intelligence Unit
Fighting laundering and capital flight
Fürstentum Liechtenstein
Fürstentum Liechtenstein
A business-friendly country you are
Prince Hans Adam For the permit we'll apply
To gain timeless residence in Liechtenstein
Hail to Liechtenstein Hail to Liechtenstein
Hail to Liechtenstein
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Stairway to Valhalla - Album Credits
Members
- Potowotominimak : Vocals
- Baffo : Vocals
- Mohammed Abdul : Guitars, Keyboards, Backing Vocals
- Gatto Panceri 666 : Bass, Backing Vocals
- Uinona Raider : Drums, Backing Vocals
Other staff
- Alessandro Del Vecchio : Producer, Mixing, Mastering Engineer
- Potowotominimak : Cover Artwork
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