Sober Lyrics

Sip! Sip! Sip!
Sip! Sip! Sip!
Sip! Sip! Sip!
Mineral water

Sail all day, through the storm and thunder
To fill our chests with bitcoin and gold
Drink all night, in the after-plunder
Our thirst for thirst will never grow old
Fight all day, those who won't surrender
Will face the wrap of our cannon bowl
Party all night, throw your greens in the blender
Squeeze your juice at the captain's call

A pirate's real treasure is health
'Cause we are

Sober! Pirates of milkshake
Old buccaneers of masala chai
Sober! Skulls without headache
Gonna be sober until we die!
Sober! Pirates of milkshake
Old buccaneers of masala chai
Sober! Skulls without headache
Gonna be sober until we die!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away
So we chew iPhones while we chase our prey
We'll enslave your crew and put them on their knees
And stay fit to prevent cardiovascolar disease
In a Pilates ship you can't do as you please
We're the personal trainers of the seven seas
Our cannon's loaded with a kettlebell
So do the plank or walk the plank!

A pirate ship driver must pass the alcohol test
That's why we are...

Sober! Pirates of milkshake
Old buccaneers of masala chai
Sober! Skulls without headache
Gonna be sober until we die!
Sober! Pirates of milkshake
Old buccaneers of masala chai
Sober! Skulls without headache
Gonna be sober until we die!

Yo-ho-ho for the ginger tea (ginger tea, ginger tea)
Yo-ho-ho for the ginger tea (and we're sober 'til we die)
Yo-ho-ho for pineapple juice (pineapple juice, pineapple juice)
Yo-ho-ho for pineapple juice (and we're sober 'til we die)

Liver's a pirate's best friend
'Cause we are
'Cause we are
'Cause we are

Sober! Pirates of milkshake
Old buccaneers of masala chai
Sober! Skulls without headache
Gonna be sober until we die!
Sober! Pirates of milkshake
Old buccaneers of masala chai
Sober! Skulls without headache
Gonna be sober until we die!
Gonna be sober until we die!
Gonna be sober until we fuckin' die!