Santa's Last Ride Lyrics

Every year it is the smae
Santa is on christmas way
To bring some presents. eat some desserts
Enjoying the christmas day

Santa does not know
That he shouldnt go
He will be the main course
On this christmas show

Pigs have great plan,
Reindeers will be replaced
Rudolph and his stupid crew
Will have too bad day

Pigs changed santa's punch, there is much more rum
Santa is getting dr ink, it's time for start now
Santa can't get to know, that reindeers are pigs
Piggy punch is so strong to discover this trick

Santa can hardly see the first house and cannot feel the trap
But inside of this special chimny - there is awaiting death
Santa jumped into chimny, but he got stuck here
There is something wrong - new feeling - and here is thrilling

Pigs inflamed fire under him and smoking can start
Santa weill be main course - specialty from the hearth