Porridge Seppuku Lyrics

You can't run, you can not hide
In the morning come on o'weeds with the silly smile
A Lot of you mate ....."cause your daddy's evil plot"
A Lot of you mate ....."cause your body you will not"

Weekday down and the weekend's up
Chowing down on sweet porridge like a world champ
A lot of you mate ....."when you sit your'e spread so wide"
A lot of you mate ....."oh yes you spreading, ugly, fat"

forget'bout the ladies

Because your mama was so easy
Because dad won't remember you
Because that old man on the wheelchair
You're so spoiled, it's never you, BRING IT!!!

You can't see, what's back on his mind
Walk up on the scale and look at the sign
A lot of you mate ....."what a pig look at those thighs"
A lot of you mate ....."just kill yourself and I'll be fine"

You can't lie, you just saw the sign
So pull that kitchen knife and die with a pride
A lot of you mate ....."African village would be fed'
Would be fed.
A lot of you mate ....."
kill yourself and floor is red'floor is red
forget 'bout the ladies

Because your mama was so easy
Because dad won't remember you
Because that old man on the wheelchair
You're so spoiled, it's never you, BRING IT!!!

Just ate my porridge and now will die
Life's got no meaning so I'm gone
Just ate my porridge and now will die
Life's got no meaning so I'm gone
"Hey, useless eater, get on with it now!"

Because your mama was so easy
Because dad won't remember you
Because that old man on the wheelchair
You're so spoiled, it's never you, BRING IT!!!