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Steel Panther - Feel the Steel
Band
Album

Feel the Steel

(2009)
TypeAlbum (Studio full-length)
GenresGlam Metal, Hard Rock
LabelsUniversal Republic Records
Ranked#120 for 2009 , #3,685 all-time
Album rating :  85.1 / 100
Votes :  11
2. Asian Hooker (4:02)
Track rating :  80 / 100       Votes :  1       [ ]
I'm in Tokyo
Looking for a Ho
Tried to score some blow
But I don't speak Japanese
Find a geisha girl
Take her for a whirl
Wrap a tuna roll on my dick
And the bitch is on her knees

Sucky Fucky
Sucky Fucky
Sucky Fucky
Smells like sushi

Asian Hooker!
Hot little motherfucker!
Asian Hooker!
Dirty Little Cocksucker!

I'm in South Korea
Broke out with Gonorrhea
Now I totally figured it out
That's why it hurts when I go pee
I feel like a jerk
Cuz my dick won't work
It's like i got punched in the nuts
By a dude who knows Thai-chi

Sucky Fucky
Sucky Fucky
Sucky Fucky
Smells like sushi

Asian Hooker!
Hot little mother fucker!
Asian Hooker!
Dirty Little Cocksucker!

Hey, I'm the man with a plan
I'm fuckin' going to Japan
Gonna spend a couple grand
Just fucking hookers in the can
Fuck the rest of the band
I'm fucking going to Asian
Do some coke and get a tan
I'm fuckin gonna be the man!

Asian Hooker!
Hot little mother fucker!
Asian Hooker!
Dirty Little Cocksucker!
I want them Asian
Hookers!
Let's fuck some Asian
Hookers!!!!
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Steel Panther - Feel the Steel
Feel the Steel - Album Credits
Members
  • Michael Starr : Vocals
  • Satchel : Guitars, Backing Vocals
  • Lexxi Foxxx : Bass, Backing Vocals
  • Stix Zadinia : Drums, Backing Vocals
Additional musicians
  • Justin Hawkins : Co-Lead Vocals (track 7)
  • M. Shadows : Co-Lead Vocals (track 8)
  • Allison Robertson : Lead Guitars (track 7)
  • Scott Ian : Rhythm Guitars (track 2)
  • Corey Taylor : Backing Vocals (tracks 1, 2, 4)
  • Matt Nelson : Backing Vocals (tracks 4-6, 10)
  • Brett Anderson : Backing Vocals (track 4)
  • Joe Lester : Backing Vocals (tracks 3, 5, 6, 10)
  • Rene Ruston : Female Voice (track 6)
  • Michael Lord : Orchestration (track 3)
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