Mussel Beach Lyrics

Sun and sand lie behind the pearly gates
Where the golden gods and goddesses roam
Where every mussel is flexed
And everyone is perfectly toned

Take me away to where I can survive
No one shall be taken alive
You may be the king of the beach
But I'm the king of the ocean
Ill pull you in by my tides
And eat your insides
Beach bully, kicking sand in my face

Try it again, and your limbs will be displaced
You take me for granted and ill shatter you to grains
As I rape your girlfriend on your rotting remains
With a lack of remorse

You fill your veins with juice
So you're ripped like a wild seahorse
But now it's time for the fun to begin
Peeling the skin to reveal the arteries
I will inject you with my personal ink
You'll swell like a blueberry and eventually prune
You look like a modern society baboon

Bang on your chest to show your dominance
But your pectorals will sag and do a jiggly dance
So flex your mussels at me again and ill year you to shreds
Murder is my hobby, it makes me see red
A terrible sight that you have become
A bloody mess will fill the children with fright
Kill every pathetic child too
To ensure there won't be a second coming
Of a douche like you