Moose & Gutbucket Lyrics

I'm gonna tell you a little story
about the Moose and his old
partner in glory
Gutbucket was his name
he wasn't the deepest bucket around

If you know what I mean
they left the city for
the midsummer breeze
Headin' to the cabin in the woods
Behind the holy holy lake in the
woods

First round got them hit to the woods
With the rusty chainsaw and boots
I can tell you there's
no place left for shadow

After Gutbucket untaped
his balls from the table
They rowed the boat
To the old holy lake in the woods

Bring it on!
Holy lake in the woods

Bring it on!
Holy lake in the woods

"We all gonna die!" Shouted Moose
After pulling the plug away
Sametime Gutbucket chainsawed
An open wound to his leg

Leg was burning red
When final drink was
swallowed and he said
So this is how story goes
It's truth like everybody knows