Who's Your Daddy, Snakegirl? Lyrics

Wait!
How could this ever come to be?
The strangest illusion of all time
The head of a lovely girl and the body of an ugly snake
She is positively alive and has the most awesome story to tell
How her body transformed into an ugly snake
She has no arms, no legs, no bones in her body
Yet she will talk to you and answer all of your questions
She has traveled throughout the world
Telling her strange story to thousands of people
This is a must for the entire family
Never have you seen anything so strange
As the head of a beautiful girl and the body of an ugly snake
She is alive and moving around in the inside of this cage

This is a must for the entire family
Never have you seen anything so strange
As the head of a beautiful girl and the body of an ugly snake
This is a must for the entire family [2x]
Never have you seen anything so strange
This is a must for the entire family
Never have you seen anything so strange
As the head of a beautiful girl and the body of an ugly snake

How could this ever come to be?
The strangest illusion of all time
The head of a lovely girl and the body of an ugly snake
She is positively alive and has the most awesome story to tell
How her body transformed into an ugly snake
She has no arms, no legs, no bones in her body
Yet she will talk to you and answer all of your questions