Asstronaut Lyrics

My asstronaut needs to explore
To go where man should be fore sure
The black hole leads to a darker space
First in your ass, then in your face

My teaser-beam
Will make you scream
Beam my Jim
In cum you swim

The voyage starts, my cosmic dear
I'll reach the final crack frontier
The anal hangar has overcome
My spermtroops stream out
Computer-controlled defloration
Highest mission, ass-invasion

Be prepared - fasten seatbelts
Switch position - for the landing
Mrs. Houston - we have a problem
Buffer overflow - get ready for takeoff

Assimilation takes control
Your buttocks need my grip
Plug & play ass-patrol
It's square to be hip!

Smell the fuel - warp drive activated
Assploitation - mission established!

The capture-flag sticks in your ass
Unconditional surrender
Prepare for the pelvis irrigation
My laser-gun loves you tender