Log In
Register

Vasectomy by Lobsters Lyrics

Embalming Theatre - Unamused Rancid Flesh
Band
Album

Unamused Rancid Flesh

(2010)
TypeAlbum (Studio full-length)
GenresDeathgrind, Goregrind
LabelsPower It Up Records
Album rating :  75 / 100
Votes :  1
4. Vasectomy by Lobsters (1:31)
Track rating :  80 / 100       Votes :  1       [ ]
He removed them from their tanks
He shoved them in his trousers
He wanted them without a bill
Because he was a thief
He came to a screeching halt when he felt the lobsters
Clutching his manhood - Vasectomy by lobsters

He has learned his lesson but
He'll never be a daddy


2004, England: A thief who stuffed a pair of live lobsters in his pants learned that crime doesn't pay, when the creatures gave him a vasectomy.
Share on Facebook
Share on Twitter
Added by level 17 MKContributor
Embalming Theatre - Unamused Rancid Flesh
Unamused Rancid Flesh - Album Credits
Members
  • Flesh Gordon : Vocals
  • Bone M. : Guitars
  • Head Hunter : Guitars
  • B. Rain : Guitars
  • L. Luks : Drums
Other staff
  • Dr. Schmittchen : Recording, Mixing, Mastering Engineer
  • Marco Gemmet : Artwork, Layout, Logo
Info / Statistics
Artists : 47,262
Reviews : 10,430
Albums : 170,228
Lyrics : 218,137