Anthropocentric Malarkey Lyrics

Animals and humans have their own unique needs
Fuck your anthropocentric malarkey!

What once was feral is now your "pet"
Thousands of years of domestication
Forced into uncharacteristic habitats
Introduced to afflictions previously unknown

You can never refute evolution
Stop your anthropocentric malarkey
Improved lifespan through naturalization
End your anthropocentric malarkey, ugh

Cave dwelling is not biological perpetuity
That's just anthropocentric malarkey

Changes as simple as diet and water
Can have drastic harmful effects
If you "can't afford" to sate it's needs
Should you even have this pet?

You can never refute evolution
Stop your anthropocentric malarkey
Improved lifespan through naturalization
End your anthropocentric malarkey, ugh

"Pampering" with no regard for biological need
Yet another case of anthropocentric malarkey

They don't wake up at 7 and go to bed at 9
Because they don't need to!
Just stop the humanization of domesticated animals
Well intended acts but still beyond redemption