Boy Problems Lyrics

How now brown cow, I've been singing nursery rhymes for a while
Screeching boredom, or shooting the bullshit
Growing old, or just being a kid
I can't break my baby body

I'm over pimples and puberty, but whining where this life has left me
Box cereal
Saturday morning
Mom and Dad always gave me warning
I don't want to grow up

Be a man
Or cry like a baby
An ignorant boy
In a mature body
The stuff of life is the stress of growing

Wah, wah, wah.

I can't be a man
I'm only a baby
An ignorant boy
In a mature body
If the stuff of life is the stress of growing,
Please tell my hormones to quit their moaning

I don't want to grow up
I don't want to stop hanging out with friends and going to parties
All night sleep-overs and Friday night pizza
I'm not ready to pay rent
Go to work
Be Mature
And deal with women
I just want to be a kid

I don't want to grow up
I'm not ready to be mature
I'm a childish boy