Umbilical Beer Bong Lyrics

Spawning, of the infant - bloodied, soiled and sober
A horrible mess, and putrid stench to match
I find no joy in this
I'm bored and wish that I was pissed
It's time to act
Umbilical inebriation tool

Grab a scalpel
slice carotid
of the doctor
arterial spray
take the new born
in my hand
for the first time
and the last
with a bone saw
I will cease
it's incessant bawling

While the mother screams, I tear the cord from her
I'm getting fucking blood, all over my shoes
Her cries are so piercing
So I choke her to death, with the umbilical noose
Her silent dead eyes, please me to no end

With babe in hand I bring the saw down

The skull splits easily
a clean cut made, from ear to ear
I remove the bone and the brain from my
first born's head

Raise the chalice and consume


Booze flows at alarming rate
through my dead kids corpse
Umbilical funnel, proves
efficient to a fault
Childbirth gore blends well with hops
goes down, smooth
Cerebral chunks, so rich and dark
so bitter, sweet
quite chocolaty
almost fruity
try with red meat

Pour, another beer through my baby bong
umbilical weaponised alcohol
I'll drink em down, till my body is numb
then head to the maternity ward

Pour, another beer through my baby bong
umbilical weaponised alcohol
I'll drink em down, till my body is numb
massacre in the maternity ward

Covered, with insides
inebriated infanticide
Scooping out
more brains
to make more for me and my mates
Umbilical cord beer bong
if it feels good it can't be wrong
Babies suck
beer rules
that is that
you can't change scientific fact