99 Ways to Die Lyrics

If I see the morning hours, I’ll have one more yesterday
Take life from tomorrow ‘cause I’ve burned out my today
If I get up to the top I know, I’ll just go back downhill
I’ve gotta terminal future and it’s time to write my will

Ah! Down another glass of courage
And a shot of Thorazine

We’re not ready to see you yet, 99 ways to die
We’re not ready to see you yet

Gotta short between the earphones, wringing my hands in dismay
A more efficient maniac with two feet in the grave
Ain’t got no last words to say, yellow streak right up my spine
The gun in my mouth was real and the taste blew my mind yeah

In a black tie and straight jacket
Man, I’m gonna try again

We’re not ready to see you yet, 99 ways to die
We’re not ready to see you yet
We’re not ready to see you yet, 99 ways to die
We’re not ready to see you yet

We’ll have demitasse of arsenic
Try on this tie
Never mind the tree

There is only death and danger in the socket of my eyes
A playground of illusion, no one plays, they only die
There’s a prison in my mind and the bars are gonna break
I’m as mad as a hatter and strung out just the same

Taunting rigor Mortis
I feel it draw me in

We’re not ready to see you yet, 99 ways to die
We’re not ready to see you yet
We’re not ready to see you yet, 99 ways to die
We’re not ready to see you yet

We’re not ready
We’re not ready
We’re not ready
99, 99