I'm with Stupid Lyrics

[Part One: "I Had A Dream"]

I Had A Dream!

This is it, it was like this
Thought I was the king, thought that I was it
And I had no tolerance for idiots
I was always saying most people are dicks
I made fun of all them jerks, that's how I got my kicks
I laughed at men, I laughed at gods

Then one night I had a dream about a Petri dish
It was sittin' on my shoulder
Growing some kind of fungus or some kind of mold, or...
I didn't know what it meant
I didn't know how it got there
But one things for sure
I never woke from that nightmare!

[Part Two: "Headamorphisis"]

Woke up one day not long ago and much to my surprise
There was a head in my bed right next to me
It was looking me in the eyes
In the middle of the night it seems that this head
Had just grown up from my shoulder
It looked a lot like one of Jerry's kids
Except that it was older
On my shoulder - Not a poster!

I've grown stupid, happened overnight
I'm with stupid, he's with me

In my bed next to the head, was a note it said:
"You were always mean to stupid people
You laughed right in their face
Welcome to the world of a new kind of Karma
Where we don't wait till you're dead
Reincarnation will come later
For now you get this head instead."
Stupid head

I've grown stupid, happened overnight
I'm with stupid, he's with me
I wish I may, I wish I might
Ditch this head that I grew last night, 'cause
I've grown stupid, happened overnight
I'm with stupid, he's with me

The note said I couldn't kill the head
And I shouldn't kill myself
Or I'd be reborn as something worse
Stupid curse

Well I don't want to know what could be worse than this
This karma kiss, oh gods let's get this over with
"Instant Karma is gonna get you
Gonna knock you right in the other head
You better get your heads together
'Cause pretty soon you're gonna be dead."

Since that day my life is shot
I can't even go outside
'Cause it's bad enough to have to heads
But it's worse when one's unoccupied
So i just sit at home, feed and bathe my head
Wishin' waitin', wishin' waitin' for that day I'm dead
Stupid head

I've grown stupid, happened overnight
I'm with stupid, he's with me
I wish I may, I wish I might
Ditch this head that I grew last night, 'cause
I've grown stupid, happened overnight
I'm with stupid
And he's with me