Swiss Army Girl Lyrics
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Album | Scamboogery(1991) |
Type | Album (Studio full-length) |
Genres | Heavy Metal, Thrash Metal |
Labels | Elektra Records |
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8. Swiss Army Girl (3:26)
My girl's all a man could want
There ain't no doubt about her
I got a girl and yes indeed-
She's got everything I need
You know I tried the rest
And then I built the best
I built myself a fine machine-
She does more than cook and clean
I know you'd be impressed with my baby, my lady
My Swiss Army Girl
I'm a scientific genius and here's my story
It all came together in my laboratory
I couldn't find a dream girl to be my wife
Then I got this idea from my pocket knife
Now you can call me crazy, Dr. Frankenstein
But I built myself a girl and she's mine all mine
She's my baby, she's quite a lady
She's my Swiss Army Girl
She's my baby, my handy-dandy lady
She's my Swiss Army Girl
Full of motors, tools, appliances, yeah, I'm no fool
Great in bed or around the house, she's a handy tool
Got 1,001 uses to suit my needs
She changes into many things with lightning speed
Now you can call me crazy, Dr. Frankenstein
But I built myself a girl and she's mine all mine
My girl's all a man could wish
She can even scale a fish
Becomes a wrench, a drill or saw
A Soloflex and so much more
You know I tried the rest, and then I built the best
Swiss Army Girl for me not you
YODEL-ODEL-ADEE-HOO!
She's my baby, she's quite a lady
She's my Swiss Army Girl
She's my baby, my handy-dandy lady
She's my Swiss Army Girl
There ain't no doubt about her
I got a girl and yes indeed-
She's got everything I need
You know I tried the rest
And then I built the best
I built myself a fine machine-
She does more than cook and clean
I know you'd be impressed with my baby, my lady
My Swiss Army Girl
I'm a scientific genius and here's my story
It all came together in my laboratory
I couldn't find a dream girl to be my wife
Then I got this idea from my pocket knife
Now you can call me crazy, Dr. Frankenstein
But I built myself a girl and she's mine all mine
She's my baby, she's quite a lady
She's my Swiss Army Girl
She's my baby, my handy-dandy lady
She's my Swiss Army Girl
Full of motors, tools, appliances, yeah, I'm no fool
Great in bed or around the house, she's a handy tool
Got 1,001 uses to suit my needs
She changes into many things with lightning speed
Now you can call me crazy, Dr. Frankenstein
But I built myself a girl and she's mine all mine
My girl's all a man could wish
She can even scale a fish
Becomes a wrench, a drill or saw
A Soloflex and so much more
You know I tried the rest, and then I built the best
Swiss Army Girl for me not you
YODEL-ODEL-ADEE-HOO!
She's my baby, she's quite a lady
She's my Swiss Army Girl
She's my baby, my handy-dandy lady
She's my Swiss Army Girl
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Scamboogery - Lyrics
Scamboogery - Album Credits
Members
- Tommy Christ : Vocals
- Mike Boyko : Drums
- Guy Brogna : Bass
- Paul Nieder : Guitars
- Glen Cummings : Guitars
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