Critter Lyrics
Band | |
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Album | Balls Out(2011) |
Type | Album (Studio full-length) |
Genres | Glam Metal, Hard Rock, Comedy Rock |
Labels | Universal Republic Records |
Ranked | #298 for 2011 , #8,051 all-time |
Album rating : 80 / 100
Votes : 3
Votes : 3
12. Critter (3:38)
If you love your lady then here's some good advice
If you want her to stay with you then don't go treating her nice
If you buy her flowers she'll drop you twice as fast
So do what Steel Panther does and stick it right in her ass
Hit her in the shitter
Treat her like a critter
Fuck that lady right
Hit her in the shitter
Treat her like a critter
She won't put up a fight
If you're at the strip joint hanging out with the guys
When you get a table dance just look her in the eyes
Tell her that she's ugly and treat her really mean
She'd really want to fuck you 'cause strippers have low self esteem
Then you can
Hit her in the shitter
Treat her like a critter
Fuck that dancer girl
Hit her in the shitter
Treat her like a critter
Just like Ron Jeremy would
Hit her in the shitter
Treat her like a critter
Use your spit for lube
Hit her in the shitter
Treat her like a critter
Screw her poopie too
Don't be retarded, you've gotta listen to my song (to this song)
Don't be afraid to get some penis on your tongue
Hit her in the shitter
Gotta treat her like a critter
Treat her like a critter
Fuck fuck yeah
Treat her like a critter
Woah, she really likes it
Treat her like a critter
Yeah, my littles slut girl
Treat her like a critter
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
She likes it in the ass
Ooh yeah yeah yeah
If you want her to stay with you then don't go treating her nice
If you buy her flowers she'll drop you twice as fast
So do what Steel Panther does and stick it right in her ass
Hit her in the shitter
Treat her like a critter
Fuck that lady right
Hit her in the shitter
Treat her like a critter
She won't put up a fight
If you're at the strip joint hanging out with the guys
When you get a table dance just look her in the eyes
Tell her that she's ugly and treat her really mean
She'd really want to fuck you 'cause strippers have low self esteem
Then you can
Hit her in the shitter
Treat her like a critter
Fuck that dancer girl
Hit her in the shitter
Treat her like a critter
Just like Ron Jeremy would
Hit her in the shitter
Treat her like a critter
Use your spit for lube
Hit her in the shitter
Treat her like a critter
Screw her poopie too
Don't be retarded, you've gotta listen to my song (to this song)
Don't be afraid to get some penis on your tongue
Hit her in the shitter
Gotta treat her like a critter
Treat her like a critter
Fuck fuck yeah
Treat her like a critter
Woah, she really likes it
Treat her like a critter
Yeah, my littles slut girl
Treat her like a critter
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
She likes it in the ass
Ooh yeah yeah yeah
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Balls Out - Lyrics
Balls Out - Album Credits
Members
- Michael Starr : Vocals, Backing Vocals
- Satchel : Guitars, Backing Vocals
- Lexxi Foxxx : Bass, Backing Vocals
- Stix Zadinia : Drums, Percussion, Piano on "Weenie Ride", Backing Vocals
Additional musicians
- Michael Lord : Orchestration on "Weenie Ride"
- Chad Kroeger : Co-lead Vocals on "It Won't Suck Itself"
- Nuno Bettencourt : Guitar Solo on "It Won't Suck Itself"
- Heidi Murphy : Female Vocals on "It Won't Suck Itself"
- Dane Cook : Narration on "In the Future"
- Joe Lester : Background Vocals
- Matt Nelson : Background Vocals
- Brett Anderson : Background Vocals
- Eden Blackman : Background Vocals
- Jay Ruston : Background Vocals
Other staff
- Jay Ruston : Producer, Engineering, Mixing
- Steel Panther : Producer
- Nick Rucker : Additional Overdub Engineering
- Ara Sarkasian : Assistant Engineer
- F. Scott Schafer : Photography
Best Steel Panther Songs
Rank | Song | Album | Rating | Votes | |
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1 | If You Really Really Love Me | Balls Out (2011) | 90 | 3 | |
2 | Community Property | Feel the Steel (2009) | 87.5 | 4 |