Handicapped Slut Lyrics
Band | |
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Album | Balls Out(2011) |
Type | Album (Studio full-length) |
Genres | Glam Metal, Hard Rock, Comedy Rock |
Labels | Universal Republic Records |
Ranked | #298 for 2011 , #8,051 all-time |
Album rating : 80 / 100
Votes : 3
Votes : 3
16. Handicapped Slut (4:01)
She's got bitching blonde hair and big blue eyes
Our tour bus hit her now she's paralysed
I saw her sittin' by the stairs, crying in her wheelchair
As people laugh and walk on by
I scooped her up and dragged her to the second floor
Wiped the drool off her chin and I was ready to score (I got lucky!)
(She's my) She's my handicapped slut
(We broke her back now I'm gettin' in Her crack)
(She's my) She's my handicapped slut (Hot dog!)
I like to bounce her on the bed, wrap her legs around her head
Our penis is always ready to play.
I tie her up with rubber bands, dress her up like Jackie Chan
I know she'll never run away
I'm here to tell the world not to be afraid,
Disabled bitches still really want to get laid (You're gonna love it!)
(She's my) She's my handicapped slut
(Her computer does the talkin'!)
(She's my) She's my handicapped slut
(It's like fucking Stephen Hawking!)
My fuck puppet, my sexy cripple bootie call
Disabled bitches are the dirtiest up in the hall.
(She's my) She's my handicapped slut (Ya ye ye yeah!)
Front road parking covered with checks
So electric bed is fucking killing for sex
Pain pills, nurses, wheelchair ramps.
Pushin' her round till my legs get cramps.
Are you ready for some lovin' baby?
Here comes some sunshine!
(She's my) She's my handicapped slut (Just what I need, Yeah!)
(She's my) She's my handicapped slut (Oh, Fuck yeah!)
(She's my) She's my handicapped slut
(She's my) She's my handicapped slut
I'm a-rockin', she's a-rollin'
She's a-rollin' rollin' rollin'.
Always fuckin' rollin'
(She's my) Handicapped slut.
Our tour bus hit her now she's paralysed
I saw her sittin' by the stairs, crying in her wheelchair
As people laugh and walk on by
I scooped her up and dragged her to the second floor
Wiped the drool off her chin and I was ready to score (I got lucky!)
(She's my) She's my handicapped slut
(We broke her back now I'm gettin' in Her crack)
(She's my) She's my handicapped slut (Hot dog!)
I like to bounce her on the bed, wrap her legs around her head
Our penis is always ready to play.
I tie her up with rubber bands, dress her up like Jackie Chan
I know she'll never run away
I'm here to tell the world not to be afraid,
Disabled bitches still really want to get laid (You're gonna love it!)
(She's my) She's my handicapped slut
(Her computer does the talkin'!)
(She's my) She's my handicapped slut
(It's like fucking Stephen Hawking!)
My fuck puppet, my sexy cripple bootie call
Disabled bitches are the dirtiest up in the hall.
(She's my) She's my handicapped slut (Ya ye ye yeah!)
Front road parking covered with checks
So electric bed is fucking killing for sex
Pain pills, nurses, wheelchair ramps.
Pushin' her round till my legs get cramps.
Are you ready for some lovin' baby?
Here comes some sunshine!
(She's my) She's my handicapped slut (Just what I need, Yeah!)
(She's my) She's my handicapped slut (Oh, Fuck yeah!)
(She's my) She's my handicapped slut
(She's my) She's my handicapped slut
I'm a-rockin', she's a-rollin'
She's a-rollin' rollin' rollin'.
Always fuckin' rollin'
(She's my) Handicapped slut.
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Balls Out - Lyrics
Balls Out - Album Credits
Members
- Michael Starr : Vocals, Backing Vocals
- Satchel : Guitars, Backing Vocals
- Lexxi Foxxx : Bass, Backing Vocals
- Stix Zadinia : Drums, Percussion, Piano on "Weenie Ride", Backing Vocals
Additional musicians
- Michael Lord : Orchestration on "Weenie Ride"
- Chad Kroeger : Co-lead Vocals on "It Won't Suck Itself"
- Nuno Bettencourt : Guitar Solo on "It Won't Suck Itself"
- Heidi Murphy : Female Vocals on "It Won't Suck Itself"
- Dane Cook : Narration on "In the Future"
- Joe Lester : Background Vocals
- Matt Nelson : Background Vocals
- Brett Anderson : Background Vocals
- Eden Blackman : Background Vocals
- Jay Ruston : Background Vocals
Other staff
- Jay Ruston : Producer, Engineering, Mixing
- Steel Panther : Producer
- Nick Rucker : Additional Overdub Engineering
- Ara Sarkasian : Assistant Engineer
- F. Scott Schafer : Photography
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1 | If You Really Really Love Me | Balls Out (2011) | 90 | 3 | |
2 | Community Property | Feel the Steel (2009) | 87.5 | 4 |