Just Like Tiger Woods Lyrics
Band | |
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Album | Balls Out(2011) |
Type | Album (Studio full-length) |
Genres | Glam Metal, Hard Rock, Comedy Rock |
Labels | Universal Republic Records |
Ranked | #299 for 2011 , #8,082 all-time |
Album rating : 80 / 100
Votes : 3
Votes : 3
3. Just Like Tiger Woods (3:41)
If you don't golf that's okay
You can be a tiger anyway
Laugh through your teeth when things gets tough
Or your balls are gonna wind up in the rough, yeah yeah
If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Fertalise the ladies in the neighbourhood
Get real rich and you will find
All the hot chicks will want you blind
If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Grip that shaft like you know you should
Get a platinum card, it will be all good
The girls will want you just like Tiger Woods
Remember this when you're having fun
Three holes are better than a hole in one, yeah
If the word gets out don't be afraid
When a 9 iron's heading for your escalade, yeah yeah
If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Filling all the divots in the neighbourhood
Don't think about those three foot clubs
You cover your tracks when you're banging them sluts
If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Text messages are never good
Nail a girl at the driving range
Your life will change, just like Tiger Woods
Have your best friend book all your flights
Tell your wife that you're golfing nights
Get a call girl and maybe just chill
Be willing to part with a hundred mill
Bang a new pornstar every day
Tell your sponsors it will be okay
Surprise them all with an invitation
To a viewing of your first double penetration, yeah
If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Poking all the holes in the neighbourhood
Tell your wife how it's gonna be
Your driver is community property
If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Become the king of your neighbourhood
Like Steel Panther and Tiger Woods
Just like Tiger Woods, oh yeah yeah
You can be a tiger anyway
Laugh through your teeth when things gets tough
Or your balls are gonna wind up in the rough, yeah yeah
If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Fertalise the ladies in the neighbourhood
Get real rich and you will find
All the hot chicks will want you blind
If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Grip that shaft like you know you should
Get a platinum card, it will be all good
The girls will want you just like Tiger Woods
Remember this when you're having fun
Three holes are better than a hole in one, yeah
If the word gets out don't be afraid
When a 9 iron's heading for your escalade, yeah yeah
If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Filling all the divots in the neighbourhood
Don't think about those three foot clubs
You cover your tracks when you're banging them sluts
If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Text messages are never good
Nail a girl at the driving range
Your life will change, just like Tiger Woods
Have your best friend book all your flights
Tell your wife that you're golfing nights
Get a call girl and maybe just chill
Be willing to part with a hundred mill
Bang a new pornstar every day
Tell your sponsors it will be okay
Surprise them all with an invitation
To a viewing of your first double penetration, yeah
If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Poking all the holes in the neighbourhood
Tell your wife how it's gonna be
Your driver is community property
If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Become the king of your neighbourhood
Like Steel Panther and Tiger Woods
Just like Tiger Woods, oh yeah yeah
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Balls Out - Lyrics
Balls Out - Album Credits
Members
- Michael Starr : Vocals, Backing Vocals
- Satchel : Guitars, Backing Vocals
- Lexxi Foxxx : Bass, Backing Vocals
- Stix Zadinia : Drums, Percussion, Piano on "Weenie Ride", Backing Vocals
Additional musicians
- Michael Lord : Orchestration on "Weenie Ride"
- Chad Kroeger : Co-lead Vocals on "It Won't Suck Itself"
- Nuno Bettencourt : Guitar Solo on "It Won't Suck Itself"
- Heidi Murphy : Female Vocals on "It Won't Suck Itself"
- Dane Cook : Narration on "In the Future"
- Joe Lester : Background Vocals
- Matt Nelson : Background Vocals
- Brett Anderson : Background Vocals
- Eden Blackman : Background Vocals
- Jay Ruston : Background Vocals
Other staff
- Jay Ruston : Producer, Engineering, Mixing
- Steel Panther : Producer
- Nick Rucker : Additional Overdub Engineering
- Ara Sarkasian : Assistant Engineer
- F. Scott Schafer : Photography
Best Steel Panther Songs
Rank | Song | Album | Rating | Votes | |
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1 | If You Really Really Love Me | Balls Out (2011) | 90 | 3 | |
2 | Community Property | Feel the Steel (2009) | 87.5 | 4 |