Douche Crew Lyrics
| Band | |
|---|---|
| Album | Speak English or Die(1985) |
| Type | Album (Studio full-length) |
| Genres | Crossover Thrash |
| Labels | Megaforce Records |
| Ranked | #16 for 1985 , #1,305 all-time |
Album rating : 87.7 / 100
Votes : 22
Votes : 22
18. Douche Crew (1:38)
Why do you play so fast...to be cool?
If you think you'll last...you're just fools
You try to be something...that you're not
And all you do is fill our ears...with rot
You claim to play hardcore
Well that's a bunch of shit
You're just a bunch of snot nosed kids
A real group of tits
You make your bed you lay in
I bet it's made of shit
You think you're all so macho
I bet you all have clits
[CHORUS]
You're just a douche crew
You're just a douche crew
You're just a douche crew
You're just a douche crew
We offered you our hands
You just turned your backs
You're just a bunch of poser douchbag
Faggot, dickless, hacks
Wearing all their douchy clothes
They like to watch each other pose
They're all the same, so fuckin' lame
We'll shove their spikes right up their holes
[CHORUS-MOSH PART]
If you think you'll last...you're just fools
You try to be something...that you're not
And all you do is fill our ears...with rot
You claim to play hardcore
Well that's a bunch of shit
You're just a bunch of snot nosed kids
A real group of tits
You make your bed you lay in
I bet it's made of shit
You think you're all so macho
I bet you all have clits
[CHORUS]
You're just a douche crew
You're just a douche crew
You're just a douche crew
You're just a douche crew
We offered you our hands
You just turned your backs
You're just a bunch of poser douchbag
Faggot, dickless, hacks
Wearing all their douchy clothes
They like to watch each other pose
They're all the same, so fuckin' lame
We'll shove their spikes right up their holes
[CHORUS-MOSH PART]
Speak English or Die - Lyrics
Speak English or Die - Album Credits
Members
- Billy Milano : Vocals
- Scott Ian : Guitars, Vocals
- Dan Lilker : Bass
- Charlie Benante : Drums
Best S.O.D. Songs
| Rank | Song | Album | Rating | Votes | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |  | Speak English or Die | Speak English or Die (1985) | 100 | 3 |
| 2 | | United Forces | Speak English or Die (1985) | 98.3 | 3 |
| 3 | | Freddy Krueger | Speak English or Die (1985) | 98.3 | 3 |
| 4 | | Kill Yourself | Speak English or Die (1985) | 96.7 | 3 |
| 5 | | Chromatic Death | Speak English or Die (1985) | 96.7 | 3 |
| 6 | | Pi Alpha Nu | Speak English or Die (1985) | 96.7 | 3 |
| 7 | | Pussy Whipped | Speak English or Die (1985) | 95 | 3 |
| 8 | | March of the S.O.D. | Speak English or Die (1985) | 93.8 | 4 |
| 9 | | Sargent 'D' & The S.O.D. | Speak English or Die (1985) | 93.8 | 4 |
| 10 | | Milano Mosh | Speak English or Die (1985) | 92.5 | 4 |
| 11 | | No Turning Back | Speak English or Die (1985) | 93.3 | 3 |
| 12 | | Fuck the Middle East | Speak English or Die (1985) | 93.3 | 3 |
| 13 | | ▶ Douche Crew | Speak English or Die (1985) | 93.3 | 3 |
| 14 | | Pre-Menstrual Princess Blues | Speak English or Die (1985) | 90 | 3 |
| 15 | | Anti-Procrastination Song | Speak English or Die (1985) | 86.7 | 3 |
Best S.O.D. Songs (18)
