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The Darkness - One Way Ticket to Hell... And Back
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Album

One Way Ticket to Hell... And Back

(2005)
TypeAlbum (Studio full-length)
GenresHard Rock, Glam Rock
LabelsAtlantic
Album rating :  92.5 / 100
Votes :  2
7. Bald (5:31)
Track rating :  95 / 100       Votes :  1       [ ]
It would appear that male pattern
baldness has set in
his hair, at an alarming pace
running away from his face
he's losing his virility
and now his masculinity
has been compromised
and his libido down-sized

Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
it's not for me you understand

Bald, slap headed and hairless
bald he is destined to be
bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me.

From what I have been reading
his scalp needs kneading
to stimulate each follicle
and reverse this diabolical
condition that's afflicted he
for years and has cruelly
repulsed each potential mate
and left him with a balding pate

Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
it's not for me you understand

Bald, slap headed and hairless
bald he is destined to be
bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me.

Sock it to me baby, yeah!

Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
it's not for me you understand

Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
it's not for me you understand

Bald, slap headed and hairless
bald he is destined to be
bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me.
Thank God!

Bald, slap headed and hairless
bald he is destined to be
bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me.
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The Darkness - One Way Ticket to Hell... And Back
One Way Ticket to Hell... And Back - Album Credits
Members
  • Justin Hawkins : Vocals, Guitars, Piano; Hammond Organ, Synths, Sitar
  • Dan Hawkins : Guitars, Bass, Tubular Bells, Marching Drums, Tambourine, Backing Vocals
  • Ed Graham : Drums
  • Richie Edwards : Bass, Backing Vocals (touring member)
Additional musicians
  • Freddy Gomez : Pan Flute on "One Way Ticket"
  • Stuart Cassells : Bagpipes on "Hazel Eyes"
Other staff
  • Roy Thomas Baker : Producer, Engineer, Mixing Engineer
  • Nick Brine : Recording Engineer
  • Phil Tyreman : Recording Engineer
  • Stephen Marcussen : Mastering Engineer
  • Steve Churchyard : Engineer (orchestral)
  • Mark Wilkinson : Cover Artwork
  • Ian Johnsen : Sleeve, Layout
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