Intestinal Deterioration Lyrics

Peter is business man
He's very proud of his wife
And two childrens

Everyday he goes to the office
An says hello to everybody there

One day, he realizes that a very putrid odor
Is emanating from his breath

So he immediately drinks 3 cups of scope
Until the evil stench disappears like magic
Shortly after, an intestinal deterioration
Slowly starts to occur, making him think
He's beginning to stink again

Inhaling the foulscent, he chooses to empty
The remaining liquid breath freshener
Swallowing it all at once
He waits and waits
But still the reek of putrefaction remains
Getting worse every second
Until he vomits everywhere
Bloody entrails filled with defecation
Fighting a piece of floor are a sight to see

Panicking, he jump trough the window
Falling from 13 stories to end up
Smashed on the street like a big tomato
His limbs pureed abd spread all over the place
Make the body remind us of stawberry jello
But at least he'd lost his bad breath