Alestorm – Shit Boat (No Fans)
Audio Published on May 28, 2020
Lyrics
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your poopdeck is a shitho ... See More
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your poopdeck is a shitho ... See More
Rating : 83 / 100
Votes : 5
Votes : 5
| Band | |
|---|---|
| Album | Curse of the Crystal Coconut |
| Type | Album (Studio full-length) |
| Released | May 29, 2020 |
| Genres | Folk Metal, Power Metal |
| Labels | Napalm Records |
| Length | 43:54 |
| 1. | Treasure Chest Party Quest | 4:16 |
| 2. | Fannybaws | 4:14 |
| 3. | Chomp Chomp | 3:32 |
| 4. | Tortuga | 3:22 |
| 5. | Zombies Ate My Pirate Ship | 5:04 |
| 6. | Call of the Waves | 5:05 |
| 7. | Pirate's Scorn | 2:47 |
| 8. | Shit Boat (No Fans) Music Video ▶ Audio | 1:14 |
| 9. | Pirate Metal Drinking Crew | 3:45 |
| 10. | Wooden Leg Part 2 (The Woodening) | 8:06 |
| 11. | Henry Martin | 2:29 |
Members
- Christopher Bowes : Vocals, Keyboards
- Máté Bodor : Guitars
- Gareth Murdock : Bass
- Peter Alcorn : Drums
- Elliot Vernon : Keyboards
Additional musicians
- Ally Storch-Hukriede : Violin
- Tobias Hain : Trumpet, Trombone
- Jan Philipp Jacobs : Trumpet, Trombone
- Vreth : Additional Vocals (track 3)
- Captain Yarrface : Additional Vocals (track 4)
- Patty Gurdy : Additional Vocals (track 5)
- Fernando Rey : Narration (track 10)
- Kaelhakase : Narration (track 10)
- Tatsuguchi : Narration (track 10)
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