Pirate Metal Drinking Crew Lyrics
| Band | |
|---|---|
| Album | Curse of the Crystal Coconut(2020) |
| Type | Album (Studio full-length) |
| Genres | Folk Metal, Power Metal |
| Labels | Napalm Records |
| Ranked | #132 for 2020 , #6,313 all-time |
Album rating : 83 / 100
Votes : 5
Votes : 5
9. Pirate Metal Drinking Crew (3:45)
This is the tale, of a world gone wrong
A history without a song
The threads of meaning lost to me
We're blind to what we cannot see
Aeons ago when the ancients ruled
Otyg and Lumsk, celebrating yule
But then the damn pirates came along and said
YO HO HO - You're fucking dead
Now your world's crashing down
Only one can survive
It's time you woke up
And realized
We are the pirate metal drinking crew,
We think you're dumb and we hate you too
We are the pirate metal drinking crew,
We don't give a fuck, we think you all suck
We are the pirate metal drinking crew,
We think you're dumb and we hate you too
We are the pirate metal drinking crew,
We don't give a fuck, we think you all suck
FUCK YOU
Sailing the seas of the distant past
We're on a quest to kick your ass
With cannonfire and battlecry
Your mighty legacy will die
The blood of Blackbeard in our veins
We're bringing slaughter, death and pain
There's no escape, tonight you're screwed
Cos we're the pirate metal drinking crew
Across the seven seas
For a thousand years
We're your greatest wish
We're your darkest fear
We are the pirate metal drinking crew,
We think you're dumb and we hate you too
We are the pirate metal drinking crew,
We don't give a fuck, we think you all suck
We are the pirate metal drinking crew,
We think you're dumb and we hate you too
We are the pirate metal drinking crew,
We don't give a fuck, we think you all suck
FUCK YOU
We are the pirate metal drinking crew,
We think you're dumb and we hate you too
We are the pirate metal drinking crew,
We don't give a fuck, we think you all suck
We are the pirate metal drinking crew,
We think you're dumb and we hate you too
We are the pirate metal drinking crew,
We don't give a fuck, we think you all suck
FUCK YOU
A history without a song
The threads of meaning lost to me
We're blind to what we cannot see
Aeons ago when the ancients ruled
Otyg and Lumsk, celebrating yule
But then the damn pirates came along and said
YO HO HO - You're fucking dead
Now your world's crashing down
Only one can survive
It's time you woke up
And realized
We are the pirate metal drinking crew,
We think you're dumb and we hate you too
We are the pirate metal drinking crew,
We don't give a fuck, we think you all suck
We are the pirate metal drinking crew,
We think you're dumb and we hate you too
We are the pirate metal drinking crew,
We don't give a fuck, we think you all suck
FUCK YOU
Sailing the seas of the distant past
We're on a quest to kick your ass
With cannonfire and battlecry
Your mighty legacy will die
The blood of Blackbeard in our veins
We're bringing slaughter, death and pain
There's no escape, tonight you're screwed
Cos we're the pirate metal drinking crew
Across the seven seas
For a thousand years
We're your greatest wish
We're your darkest fear
We are the pirate metal drinking crew,
We think you're dumb and we hate you too
We are the pirate metal drinking crew,
We don't give a fuck, we think you all suck
We are the pirate metal drinking crew,
We think you're dumb and we hate you too
We are the pirate metal drinking crew,
We don't give a fuck, we think you all suck
FUCK YOU
We are the pirate metal drinking crew,
We think you're dumb and we hate you too
We are the pirate metal drinking crew,
We don't give a fuck, we think you all suck
We are the pirate metal drinking crew,
We think you're dumb and we hate you too
We are the pirate metal drinking crew,
We don't give a fuck, we think you all suck
FUCK YOU
Curse of the Crystal Coconut - Lyrics
| 1. Treasure Chest Party Quest Lyrics | 2. Fannybaws Lyrics |
| 3. Chomp Chomp Lyrics | 4. Tortuga Lyrics |
| 5. Zombies Ate My Pirate Ship Lyrics | 6. Call of the Waves Lyrics |
| 7. Pirate's Scorn Lyrics | 8. Shit Boat (No Fans) Lyrics |
| ▶ 9. Pirate Metal Drinking Crew Lyrics | 10. Wooden Leg Part 2 (The Woodening) Lyrics |
| 11. Henry Martin Lyrics |
Curse of the Crystal Coconut - Album Credits
Members
- Christopher Bowes : Vocals, Keyboards
- Máté Bodor : Guitars
- Gareth Murdock : Bass
- Peter Alcorn : Drums
- Elliot Vernon : Keyboards
Additional musicians
- Ally Storch-Hukriede : Violin
- Tobias Hain : Trumpet, Trombone
- Jan Philipp Jacobs : Trumpet, Trombone
- Vreth : Additional Vocals (track 3)
- Captain Yarrface : Additional Vocals (track 4)
- Patty Gurdy : Additional Vocals (track 5)
- Fernando Rey : Narration (track 10)
- Kaelhakase : Narration (track 10)
- Tatsuguchi : Narration (track 10)
Other staff
- Dan Goldsworthy : Artwork
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