Shit Boat (No Fans) Lyrics
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Album | Curse of the Crystal Coconut(2020) |
Type | Album (Studio full-length) |
Genres | Folk Metal, Power Metal |
Labels | Napalm Records |
Ranked | #132 for 2020 , #6,313 all-time |
Album rating : 83 / 100
Votes : 5
Votes : 5
8. Shit Boat (No Fans) (1:14)
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your poopdeck is a shithole and your rudder is crap
And your cannons are incapable of firing twenty feet
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your stupid navigator is an alcoholic
And all your crew look like lego bricks
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your poopdeck is a shithole and your rudder is crap
And your cannons are incapable of firing twenty feet
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your stupid navigator is an alcoholic
And all your crew look like lego bricks
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn
Curse of the Crystal Coconut - Lyrics
1. Treasure Chest Party Quest Lyrics | 2. Fannybaws Lyrics |
3. Chomp Chomp Lyrics | 4. Tortuga Lyrics |
5. Zombies Ate My Pirate Ship Lyrics | 6. Call of the Waves Lyrics |
7. Pirate's Scorn Lyrics | ▶ 8. Shit Boat (No Fans) Lyrics |
9. Pirate Metal Drinking Crew Lyrics | 10. Wooden Leg Part 2 (The Woodening) Lyrics |
11. Henry Martin Lyrics |
Curse of the Crystal Coconut - Album Credits
Members
- Christopher Bowes : Vocals, Keyboards
- Máté Bodor : Guitars
- Gareth Murdock : Bass
- Peter Alcorn : Drums
- Elliot Vernon : Keyboards
Additional musicians
- Ally Storch-Hukriede : Violin
- Tobias Hain : Trumpet, Trombone
- Jan Philipp Jacobs : Trumpet, Trombone
- Vreth : Additional Vocals (track 3)
- Captain Yarrface : Additional Vocals (track 4)
- Patty Gurdy : Additional Vocals (track 5)
- Fernando Rey : Narration (track 10)
- Kaelhakase : Narration (track 10)
- Tatsuguchi : Narration (track 10)
Other staff
- Dan Goldsworthy : Artwork
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