Chomp Chomp Lyrics
Band | |
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Album | Curse of the Crystal Coconut(2020) |
Type | Album (Studio full-length) |
Genres | Folk Metal, Power Metal |
Labels | Napalm Records |
Ranked | #142 for 2020 , #6,759 all-time |
Album rating : 81.7 / 100
Votes : 6
Votes : 6
3. Chomp Chomp (3:32)
Chomp chomp
Chomp chomp
Sailing out of Mexico heading up to New Orleans
Heard about the biggest treasure horde outside the Caribbean
One stormy night in Caillou Bay we smashed into the reef
A flash of claws, a crash of jaws, a load of big white teeth
If you see an alligator
In your refrigerator
You better say see ya later
Or you might end up dead
They say you should never smile
Right at a crocodile
He'll drag you down into the deep
And eat your fucking head
Chomp chomp
Chomp chomp
Chomp Chomp Chomp
Our captain was the first to go, he got ripped into shreds
Still screaming as the alligator swallowed down his legs
One by one the crew all died in several nasty ways
The vision of that massacre still haunts me to this day
If you find a giant cayman
You're gonna have a really bad day man
There's nothing more to say than
I won't see you in a while
Not even Russell Crowe
With a giant crossbow
Ain't got a snowballs chance in hell
To save you from that crocodile
Chomp chomp
Chomp chomp
Why oh why, did I jump into that swamp?
Mauled to death by alligators, all singing chomp chomp chomp
Time to die, on a sub-aquatic romp
Mauled to death by alligators, all singing chomp chomp chomp
Chomp chomp
Chomp chomp
Chomp chomp
Chomp chomp
Sailing out of Mexico heading up to New Orleans
Heard about the biggest treasure horde outside the Caribbean
One stormy night in Caillou Bay we smashed into the reef
A flash of claws, a crash of jaws, a load of big white teeth
If you see an alligator
In your refrigerator
You better say see ya later
Or you might end up dead
They say you should never smile
Right at a crocodile
He'll drag you down into the deep
And eat your fucking head
Chomp chomp
Chomp chomp
Chomp Chomp Chomp
Our captain was the first to go, he got ripped into shreds
Still screaming as the alligator swallowed down his legs
One by one the crew all died in several nasty ways
The vision of that massacre still haunts me to this day
If you find a giant cayman
You're gonna have a really bad day man
There's nothing more to say than
I won't see you in a while
Not even Russell Crowe
With a giant crossbow
Ain't got a snowballs chance in hell
To save you from that crocodile
Chomp chomp
Chomp chomp
Why oh why, did I jump into that swamp?
Mauled to death by alligators, all singing chomp chomp chomp
Time to die, on a sub-aquatic romp
Mauled to death by alligators, all singing chomp chomp chomp
Chomp chomp
Chomp chomp
Chomp chomp
Curse of the Crystal Coconut - Lyrics
Curse of the Crystal Coconut - Album Credits
Members
- Christopher Bowes : Vocals, Keyboards
- Máté Bodor : Guitars
- Gareth Murdock : Bass
- Peter Alcorn : Drums
- Elliot Vernon : Keyboards
Additional musicians
- Ally Storch-Hukriede : Violin
- Tobias Hain : Trumpet, Trombone
- Jan Philipp Jacobs : Trumpet, Trombone
- Vreth : Additional Vocals (track 3)
- Captain Yarrface : Additional Vocals (track 4)
- Patty Gurdy : Additional Vocals (track 5)
- Fernando Rey : Narration (track 10)
- Kaelhakase : Narration (track 10)
- Tatsuguchi : Narration (track 10)
Other staff
- Dan Goldsworthy : Artwork
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