George Lyrics

I don't trust men in capes
They should be wearing cotton
It's not a lie if you believe it
I was raised to give up
Horse manure is not that bad
Nobody is sicker than me
These pretzels are making me thirsty
Lord of the idiots
It's not a lie if you believe it
I would drape myself in velvet
No way wine is better than Pepsi
Nobody is sicker than me
These pretzels are making me thirsty
Lord of the idiots
Pity is very underrated
I like it - It's good
Kind of a cute Nazi though
I'm a great quitter
Don't we have a deal with the pigeons?
Face to face with the blowhole
I was in the pool
There was shrinkage
Stuff your sorries in a sack [mister]
We're taking it up a notch
Give me the larry fine
Why can't I have a heart attack
You're killing independent George
The jerk store called
and they're running out of you
It's not a lie if you believe it