The Mephitic Conundrum Lyrics
| Band | |
|---|---|
| Album | Retrogore(2016) |
| Type | Album (Studio full-length) |
| Genres | Death Metal |
| Labels | Century Media Records |
| Ranked | #39 for 2016 , #1,322 all-time |
Album rating : 93.3 / 100
Votes : 6
Votes : 6
9. The Mephitic Conundrum (3:19)
Malodorous, I defecate and consume!
The mephitic conundrum.
A walking heap, colonic mystique, gathering of shit.
Walking human methane bomb, ready to extinct.
The common cancer known as man,
answering the greatest riddle of all:
“How much poop is too much poop?”
About 5 billion of them all!
Threading, ridding, killing, maiming.
Threading, ridding, killing, maiming.
As we destroy the world, turn it into a heap of shit.
Threading, ridding, killing, maiming.
Threading, ridding, killing, maiming.
As we destroy the world, our fecal playing ground.
Malodorous, we propagate and consume!
The mephitic conundrum.
A walking heap, colonic mystique, gathering of shit.
Walking human methane bomb, ready to extinct.
The common cancer known as man,
answering the greatest riddle of all:
“How much poop is too much poop?”
About 5 billion of them all!
Threading, ridding, killing, maiming.
Threading, ridding, killing, maiming.
As we destroy the world, turn it into a heap of shit.
Threading, ridding, killing, maiming.
Threading, ridding, killing, maiming.
As we destroy the world, our fecal playing ground.
We will never know peace!
I am mesmerized that we are all still living.
A steaming pile, the human excrement.
With intestinal fortitude I am forced to digest,
the purulent crud that forms your carbon print.
Greedily amassing, by greed unsurpassing.
You’re all connaiseurs of rot.
Malodorous, we propagate and consume!
The mephitic conundrum.
A walking heap, colonic mystique, gathering of shit.
Walking human methane bomb, ready to extinct.
The common cancer known as man,
answering the greatest riddle of all:
“How much poop is too much poop?”
About 5 billion of them all!
Are you unhappy?
The mephitic conundrum.
A walking heap, colonic mystique, gathering of shit.
Walking human methane bomb, ready to extinct.
The common cancer known as man,
answering the greatest riddle of all:
“How much poop is too much poop?”
About 5 billion of them all!
Threading, ridding, killing, maiming.
Threading, ridding, killing, maiming.
As we destroy the world, turn it into a heap of shit.
Threading, ridding, killing, maiming.
Threading, ridding, killing, maiming.
As we destroy the world, our fecal playing ground.
Malodorous, we propagate and consume!
The mephitic conundrum.
A walking heap, colonic mystique, gathering of shit.
Walking human methane bomb, ready to extinct.
The common cancer known as man,
answering the greatest riddle of all:
“How much poop is too much poop?”
About 5 billion of them all!
Threading, ridding, killing, maiming.
Threading, ridding, killing, maiming.
As we destroy the world, turn it into a heap of shit.
Threading, ridding, killing, maiming.
Threading, ridding, killing, maiming.
As we destroy the world, our fecal playing ground.
We will never know peace!
I am mesmerized that we are all still living.
A steaming pile, the human excrement.
With intestinal fortitude I am forced to digest,
the purulent crud that forms your carbon print.
Greedily amassing, by greed unsurpassing.
You’re all connaiseurs of rot.
Malodorous, we propagate and consume!
The mephitic conundrum.
A walking heap, colonic mystique, gathering of shit.
Walking human methane bomb, ready to extinct.
The common cancer known as man,
answering the greatest riddle of all:
“How much poop is too much poop?”
About 5 billion of them all!
Are you unhappy?
Retrogore - Lyrics
| 1. Dellamorte Dellamore Lyrics | 2. Retrogore Lyrics |
| 3. Cadaverous Banquet Lyrics | 4. Whoremageddon Lyrics |
| 5. Termination Redux Lyrics | 6. Bit by Bit Lyrics |
| 7. Divine Impediment Lyrics | 8. Coven of Ignorance Lyrics |
| ▶ 9. The Mephitic Conundrum Lyrics | 10. Forged for Decrepitude Lyrics |
| 11. From Beyond (The Grave) Lyrics | 12. In Avernus Lyrics |
Retrogore - Album Credits
Members
- Sven De Caluwé : Vocals
- Mendel Bij De Leij : Guitars
- Ian Jekelis : Guitars
- JB Van Der Wal : Bass
- Ken Bedene : Drums
Other staff
- Kristian "Kohle" Kohlmannslehner : Producer, Recording, Mixing, Mastering Engineer
- Sven De Caluwé : Design, Layout
- Coki Greenway : Artwork
- Christopher Lovell : Artwork
Best Aborted Songs
| Rank | Song | Album | Rating | Votes | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |  | Meticulous Invagination | Goremageddon: The Saw and the Carnage Done (2003) | 99.4 | 8 |
| 2 | | Clinical Colostomy | Goremageddon: The Saw and the Carnage Done (2003) | 99.2 | 6 |
| 3 | | Nemesis | Goremageddon: The Saw and the Carnage Done (2003) | 98.6 | 7 |
| 4 | | Medical Deviance | Goremageddon: The Saw and the Carnage Done (2003) | 97.5 | 6 |
| 5 |  | Retrogore | Retrogore (2016) | 98 | 5 |
| 6 | | Cadaverous Banquet | Retrogore (2016) | 98 | 5 |
| 7 | | Termination Redux | Retrogore (2016) | 97.5 | 4 |
| 8 | | Parasitic Flesh Resection | Goremageddon: The Saw and the Carnage Done (2003) | 95.8 | 6 |
| 9 | | Charted Carnal Effigy | Goremageddon: The Saw and the Carnage Done (2003) | 95.8 | 6 |
| 10 | | Bit by Bit | Retrogore (2016) | 96 | 5 |
| 11 | | Whoremageddon | Retrogore (2016) | 96.3 | 4 |
| 12 | | Sea of Cartilage | Goremageddon: The Saw and the Carnage Done (2003) | 95 | 6 |
| 13 | | The Saw and the Carnage Done | Goremageddon: The Saw and the Carnage Done (2003) | 94.3 | 7 |
| 14 | | Ornaments of Derision | Goremageddon: The Saw and the Carnage Done (2003) | 93.3 | 6 |
| 15 | | Coven of Ignorance | Retrogore (2016) | 95 | 3 |
Best Aborted Songs (43)
