Dead Don't Dance Lyrics

If I wasn't in a band, I'd probably be a criminal
I estimate my options would be absolutely minimal

I'd be drinkin' all day, but dying of thirst
Smokin' and chokin' and worse

The dead don't dance
The dead don't dance
They just stumble around like zombies in a trance
'Cause the dead...don't...dance

If I wasn't in a band, they would need to do away with me
They'd put me in the ground with profound animosity

I'd sing to the worms, but they'd turn their back
My beats would be under attack

'Cause the dead don't dance
The dead don't dance
They just stumble around like zombies in a trance
'Cause the dead...don't...dance

I'd try to organize a graveyard hop
Oh yeah
I'd misprioritize and it'd be a flop
Oh, no
So, I would be demortalized, but I wouldn't stop
And I'd prob'ly be deportalized to some other plot
Oh my

'Cause the dead don't dance
The dead don't dance
They stumble around like zombies in a trance
'Cause the dead... don't... dance

The dead don't dance
They just stumble arround like zombies in a trance
'Cause the dead... don't... dance