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Rules of the Road Lyrics

Alice Cooper - Road
Artist
Album

Road

(2023)
TypeAlbum (Studio full-length)
GenresHard Rock
LabelsearMUSIC
Album rating :  90 / 100
Votes :  2
8. Rules of the Road (3:48)
Track rating :  90 / 100       Votes :  1       [ ]
So, if you wanna be like me
Here's the rules 1, 2, 3
You gotta find a killer band
Then bust your ass. You understand?

You gotta rock, you gotta roll
You gotta shock and lose control

Four, five, six and then you lose your mind
Collect your chicks and now you're doin' fine
Be sure you find a girl from east LA
'Cause she will never ever let you pay

So you can rock
So you can roll
So you can shock
And lose control

C'mon, boys!

These are the rules of the road
These are the rules of the road
If you wanna be hot
If you wanna be cool
You only get one shot
You gotta follow the rules
The rules of the road

Before you even start to board
That private jet that you can't afford
You gotta buy a mansion and flashy car
In case you actually do become a star

Then you rock
Then you can roll
Then you can shock
And lose control

These are the rules of the road
These are the rules of the road
If you wanna be hot
If you wanna be cool
You only get one shot
You gotta follow the rules

I've been at this game for a long time and I'm gonna share some wisdom with you
Rule number one: always get the money
Rule number two: remember to always get the money
And rule number three: never forget to remember to always get the money
If it's in a glass, drink it!
If it is offered to you, take it!
If you can drive it, drive it hard!
And if you follow these simple rules, by the age of 27, well
You're gonna die... ha ha ha

These are the rules of the road
These are the rules of the road
If you wanna be hot
If you wanna be cool
You only get one shot
You gotta follow the rules
The rules of the road

These are the rules of the road
These are the rules of the road
If you hear my words and you heed them well
You'll be heading down the road to hell
'Cause these are the rules!
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Alice Cooper - Road
Road - Album Credits
Members
  • Alice Cooper : Vocals
  • Ryan Roxie : Guitars
  • Tommy Henrikson : Guitars
  • Nita Strauss : Guitars
  • Chuck Garric : Bass
  • Glen Sobel : Drums
Other staff
  • Bob Ezrin : Producer
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