Bongmitzvah! Lyrics

Oy vey!
It's time to celebrate!

Gather round, we've got lots to ground-as we lift you off the ground!
Hoorah for Horah, you're raised higher than you've ever been!

A big man now, doing his own taxes and packing his own bowls.
Trimming your own plants-blitzed as Hell, it's time to fucking dance.
Sixty-nine pieces floating among every party-goer, how many j's can you light with the menorah?
And hey, we'll even then let the goyim partake in a very special oil!
It's actually kosher, I promise.

L'chaim? I think you mean...

The son of the seed!
This is the song of thee!
Now a man of the great green tree!
It's your Bongmitzva kid-slam the bong for me!