Punch the Shit Lyrics

Gargantuan turd that was painful to drop
A burning sensation, more solid than slop
A brick of shit turned my sphincter to mush
I hope to God that this thing will flush

The throne is clogged and no plunger in view
The water is filling what the fuck do I do?
Think on my feet, and try something new
Clench my fist and start punching the poo

Punch the shit and break it to pieces
Punch the shit and throw down with my faeces
Punch the shit until the toilet will flush
Punch the shit into dirty brown slush

I've punched the shit into oblivion
I'm the winner, I am victorious
But what is this? The shit is reforming
A giant Golgothian, a demon of shit

I ready my fists for the punishment that is due
My life has come to this, fighting demon poo
He charges hard and I unleash my faecal bombardment
Back to the shit realm, back to Hell he's sent