The Art of Drinking Lyrics

—Hey man, I’m drunk, but I need more
—Dude, you again? You’re kidding me? What you wanna drink?
—Hehe what I wanna drink? I’ll drink a… BEER (x13)

Beer
Whiskey
Vodka
The art of drinking
Rum
Bourbon
Tequila
The art of drinking

I never, oh I never.
Drunk a soda,
only when I mix it
with vodka or with whiskey.

I wake in the street often
“Oh shit! where the fuck am I?”
And also sometimes I
Wake up with naked chicks

“Fucking hell
She’s very ugly, get out! and run!”
It happens when I’m drunk
It happens when I drink

Beer! At a funeral
Beer! When I’m playing football
Beer! While she sucks my cock

THIS IS THE ART OF DRINKING

Beer! For a power breakfast
Beer! In a job interview
Beer! In the electric chair

THIS IS THE ART OF DRINKING

I never, I never.
say no to a party
my only condition: booze and lots of bitches
I don’t remember anything
AGAIN! “Where the fuck am I?
And who the fuck are you
Shut up and gimme a BEER”

Beer! at a funeral
Beer! when I’m playing football
Beer! while she sucks my cock

THIS IS THE ART OF DRINKING

Beer! for a power breakfast
Beer! in a job interview
Beer! in the electric chair

Fueled up by beer
the chaos is coming
I’m a party animal
who never surrenders
day by day beer by beer
I drink even the water of the vases

Beer
Whiskey
Vodka
The art of drinking
Rum
Bourbon
Tequila
The art of drinking

Beer! At a funeral
Beer! When I’m playing football
Beer! While she sucks my cock

THIS IS THE ART OF DRINKING

Beer! For a power breakfast
Beer! In a job interview
Beer! In the electric chair

THIS IS THE ART OF DRINKING