Chris Hansen BBQ Lyrics

Shady online endulgence
False pretenses of sex
Your life as you know it
Will end through a lens

Unwanted attention is coming your way
A whiff of entrapment
About to get your 15 fucking minutes of fame
Without the fucking

Disposed. Exposed
Chris Hansen wipes his ass
With your birth certificate

Vile host. Your toast
Roasted, chewed up and spat out
Chris Hansen barbeque

Cannot get laid with girls your own age
Unsolicitation - You are in violation!

Unwanted attention is coming your way
A whiff of entrapment
About to get your 15 fucking minutes of fame
Without the fucking

Disposed. Exposed
Chris Hansen wipes his ass
With your birth certificate

Vile host. Your toast
Roasted, chewed up and spat out
Chris Hansen barbeque


Petty excuses are futile
When the shit hits the fan
Hanson is here to roast your ass!!!