Cannabis Sativa Lyrics

I know a guy named Mike
He plays his guitar every night
This man is straight as an arrow
Pass him a pipe - say that he's shined it
But you know he can always find it

Now here comes Chris
It's true he like his Cannabis
and he smokes each hitout of a bong
Just when you pass out
You can take a look about
Chris can bong out all night long - yes he can

Cannabis Sativa - The cheeba - Gets you high
Cannabis Sativa - The cheeba - Gets you high
Cannabis

Now we get to Joel
When you ask the man he'll just say no
So save your breath and your time
Excuse him if he's rude, but of all the things he do
This man doesn't want to lose his mind

Almost done and I gotta share it
A connoisseur and his name is Garrett
Ask him and he'll say - ganja is the only way to go
But his last hit - this man will not share it - don't you know

Now we get to me
If you must know I do not smoke the weed
"That's a likely story!"
But when I've had too many cervezas
Persuasion becomes so so easy