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DMV Lyrics

Primus - Pork Soda
Band
Album

Pork Soda

(1993)
TypeAlbum (Studio full-length)
GenresFunk Metal, Avant-garde Metal
LabelsInterscope Records, Prawn Song Records
Ranked#120 for 1993 , #6,207 all-time
Album rating :  81.3 / 100
Votes :  8
5. DMV (4:58)
Track rating :  82.5 / 100       Votes :  4       [ ]
[Verse 1]
I've been to hell. I spell it, I spell it DMV
Anyone that's been there knows precisely what I mean
Stood there, and I've waited and choked back the urge to scream
And if I had my druthers, I'd screw a chimpanzee
Call it pointless

[Verse 2]
When I need relief, I spell it THC
Perhaps you may know, uh, vaguely what I mean
I sit back and smoke away huge chunks of memory
As I slowly inflict upon myself a full lobotomy
Call it pointless
Pointless
[Bridge]
Barbecues, tea kettles, gobs of axle grease
There comes a time for every man to sail the seas of cheese
Now, life's a bowl of bagel dogs, but there are unpleasantries
Cold toilet seats, dentist chairs and trips to DMV
Call it pointless
Pointless

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 3]
I've been to hell. I spell it, I spell it DMV
Anyone that's been there knows precisely what I mean
I've stood in line and waited near an hour and fifteen
And if I had my druthers, I'd screw that chimpanzee
Call it pointless
Pointless
Pointless

[Instrumental Outro]
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Primus - Pork Soda
Pork Soda - Album Credits
Members
  • Les Claypool : Vocals, Bass, Mandolin, Double Bass
  • Larry LaLonde : Guitar, Banjo
  • Tim "Herb" Alexander : Drums, Marimba, Bicycle Bell
Other staff
  • Derek Featherstone : Engineer
  • Leslie Gerard-Smith : Project Coordinator
  • John Golden, K-Disk : Mastering
  • Manny LaCarrubba, Neil King, Kent Matchke : Second Engineers
  • Ron Rigler : Engineer
  • Tom Whalley : A&R Direction
  • Jay Blakesburg : Front Cover and Background Photography
  • Paul "Bosco" Haggard : Cover Layout
  • Lance "Link" Montoya : Sculpture
  • Snap : Airbrushing
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