Up at Nicaea Lyrics

Up at Nicaea bishops pause
Arius and Santa Claus
One claims a time when the Son was not
Saint Nick says that's a heretical thought
Ho ho ho!
Who's gonna go?
Ho ho ho!
Who's gonna go?
Off with a right hook, good Saint Nick
Down goes the lying heretic

Saint Nick was removed from his position
For they believed his anger was in sin
But the holy fathers saw Mary and her Son
Returning the Gospel to him
Ho ho ho!
Who would know?
Ho ho ho!
Who would know?
The bishop of Myra, a truly holy pick
Reinstated was good Saint Nick

A father with a wicked plan
To sell his daughters into sinners' hands
Stopped by a gift of Saint Nick's wealth
Now this family grows in spiritual health
Ho ho ho!
Who would know?
Ho ho ho!
Who would know?
The bishop of Myra, a truly holy pick
Pray for us oh good Saint Nick

Up at Nicaea bishops pause
Arius and Santa Claus
One disrespects the Trinity
Saint Nick won't put up with heresy