Lefty's Wild Ride Lyrics

Hear that sound
Coming up from the ground?
That's the sweet, sweet purr of my ride

Oh a chauffeur’s life
Can be a struggle sometimes,
Especially when you're full of
Maggots and bones...

“Where's your eye?
What's with all these flies?”

Shut your traps and get in my car

Down through the dark
With a screech and a spark
The unsuspecting couple
Get the ride of their lives!

Ahead in the road
The ground splits and corrodes
Driving straight for the fires below

“Oh please wake us
From this nightmare
No, we never agreed to this
We're not ready to die
Take us home
Before we lose our minds”

Strap right in
Let off the firing pin
The wheels start to spin
On their own

Skid and slide
Into the other side
So on this wild ride
We’ll go!

Buckle down
Into hell we're bound
And like a devil's hound
We'll roar!

Lefty’s ride
Will be the end of your life
So keep your hands inside
And lets roll!

Speeding straight through the flames
Like it's some kind of game
The smoke is filling our lungs

Demons swirling around
The dead cry and they howl
We’re losing grip of our souls!

Now you'll party with us
Just beware of the punch
Excuse the rotting foul stench,
We're quite the lively old bunch

Now you'll party with us
We're not expecting too much
Except you'll need to be dead
To join our lively old bunch

(No we don't expect too much,
But you've both got to be dead
To join our lively old bunch!)

No one leaves here
You can't go
Quit your screaming
Let yourselves go!

No escaping
Your new home
You’re not dreaming

Charred and blackened canyons
Stretching to the heavens
Molten rock
Forms a burning wave

Spirits and demons
Laughing and singing
Under their smiles
They all know your pain

“Somebody save us
Help us and protect us
Slowly our minds will crack and drift away”

“Oh! Why were we brought here
By this crazy madman?
How could we end up this way?”

“WE'RE HEADING STRAIGHT FOR THAT WALL!”

“AHHHH! WHO ARE YOU?!?”

I'M LEFTY.

Strap right in
Let off the firing pin
The wheels start to spin
On their own

Skid and slide
Into the other side
So on this wild ride
We’ll go!

Buckle down
Into hell we're bound
And like a devil's hound
We'll roar!

Keep our speed, and what a life we'll lead!
Engines burning,
Wheels keep turning

You’ve been on Lefty’s Wild Ride!

OH YEAH!